Honeyed Moneyz

Man, Honey Pig, u just b BBQing away all mah moneyz. Honey Pig so expensive doe, liek u don't even know. It's 15-25 dollars per serving of meat. PER SERVING, FOR 1 PERSON... JUST THE MEAT. Man, that's even more expensive than the expensive place on campus (Adele's). The BBQ isn't bad though, I just don't find it to be worth the money given the quality of the food. It isn't bad, but it isn't amazing or anything. Honestly, these places (unless you can get unlimited BBQ meat or Shabu-Shabu for liek 25 dollars a person) aren't worth the moneyz. dey just b honeying up mah moneyz and feeding it to the pigz mayne... liek, dey don't even know mayne... the pigz don't even know how much dat money b worth mayne... liek i don't even know mayne... liek i don't even know wut im sayin mayne... So yeah, the quality of the food is pretty good, but definitely not worth the moneyz. I'd recommend going to liek an Iron Age or something for dat unrimited BBQ works instead of coming here (even though Iron Age's food's quality is a bit worse).

Honey Pig

Deze honeyed pigs maybe. New Korean BBQ place near where I live just opened. I'm there with my family nao. Man. Its... its... its SOOOOOOOOOOO KOREAN!!! Like u don't even know maybe. Its got k-pop bids playing up near the ceiling and shit maybe. Posters of the chefs with their hands crossed, delicious BBQ, and chibi manager faess saying "open 24 hours maybe" Korean BBQ maybe... Korean BBQ. I'm pretty much obligated to eat this nao since sktt1 won the LoL worlds. Man I wonder if they sell tickets to the Korean hype train here. Lol that would be amusing.

Following Weird Friend

So yeah. I have this weird friend and I'm following him right now so he can swipe me in to Oakland, the nicest dorm on campus. So he's being weird rite nao... so yeah. I will now put in his quotes. "Dude I'm telling you. I want it" "monkeyism is the only true religion" "she is like the virgin mary of monkeyism... (its virgin mary right?" "Dude its tail is 6-9 inches long. Its tail is longer than its body." "Who wouldn't get one if it was legal" "I've seen this one in the wild before... it crawled up and down the steps." So yeah. Studying the weird friend in its natural habitat. CRIKEY!!! He's spotted me. Make sure to tune in next time for next weeks episode. Featuring: The Creepy Friend!

Physics Studying

So yeah, I'm studying physics now... or rather I'm trying to study right now. but physics is so boring...... NO

PHYSICS IS PHUN!!! PHYSICS.... IS.... PHUN!!!!!!!!!!

PHYSICS IS PHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diner Food Output Rate

Dangit Diner!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, TO ME-MEME-ME ME ME ME ME (refer to the video in the previous post to understand this reference). So yeah, I really want a breakfast pizza, but... but... BUT... THE DINER HASN'T MADE ANY YET!!! YOU OPEN AT 11AM (SO FKING LATE) AND YOU DONT' HAVE SHIT SET UP!!!! DAAAAANNNNGGGGIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! WHY U DO DIS!!! E'ERYBODY BETRAY ME, I'M FED UP WITH THIS WO-ARLD. So yeah... Waiting for dat breakfast pizza. Man I haven't played LoL in a really long time. I should try to get to gold before the season ends on Halloween. Man I feel so sad right now. I can't goof off this weekend, since I have 2 midterms next week. IZSOSAD QQ!!!!! Man I really want sum food right now... I'ma check if the pizza's out nao. plz be out... iluv u pizza... iluv uuuuuuuuuuuuu

Weekendz at the Diner

Damnit diner, you are TEARING ME APART.

Why u haz to open at 11:00am... I CAN'T GET BREAKFAST LIKE THIS. I WAKE UP IN THE MORN'N FEELIN LIKE P'DIDDY.... not really, but I wake up and can't eat... DAMNIT DINER!!! DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!

so duh hungryz

QQ I'm waiting for it to be 6 so I can go get food. I don't know, I can get food right now, but I feel like waiting til 6. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT!

ERMAHGERD. So yeah... waiting... this waiting is leaving me wanting... so wanting... o man idunno... Oh noez, I can feel the lag rite nao. the diner lag. it creeps up upon you as dinner time approaches. Dis router overload man... mayne... too many pplz smartphones b hoggin dat internetz... aw nah. QQ why did I come to the diner, I could've just went to a nearby dorm. dangit. This also feels really awkwards, typing on a computer in the middle of a bunch of ppl eating food. DANGIT WATCHING PPL EAT MAKES ME HUNGRIER. AW NAH!!! iDunno maye... iDunno. WHATEVER IT'S 5:30 FUCK IT, I'M GETTING FOOD!

Azn buffet gatherings

O man. Deze azn dinners mayne. If u r an abo (american born oriental) and ur parents are fobs (fresh off the boat) then u know exactly what I mean by these azn dinners. If you aren't, then u hav prolly heard about azn dinner parties (ADP). U know, those parties where everyone's parents know each other and expect their kids to get along. This is kind of like that except the main motivation to go is a discount on a really shitty buffet. This situation (azn buffet gatherings (abg)) are a lot better than ADPs as everyone knows each other on a superficial level so its a lot easier to socialize. Also people tend to leave faster so it doesn't drag on and on and on and on and on... and yeah. So. Yeah. Azn buffet gatherings. REALLY CHEAP FOOD. YEAH!!!

RIP Son of a Bishop

So as you can see, the author in question hasn't written anything on this blog. So we're gonna have to put him down. You will never be forgotten Son of a Bishop... No not really... I'm sorry but I'm just trying to be honest! THIS IS THE TRUTH AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!! YEAH!!!

That early release from class feeling

No, I'm not referring to being released from the last class of they day early, I'm referring to being released from a class in the middle early. Every time class is let out early, I feel as though I'm free... until I realize I have another class 30 minutes later... DANGIT! So I end up trying to decide what I should do. "o man, not enough time for a game of lol"... "not enough time to go back and take a nap"... "walking really slowly to class will still get me there like 20 minutes early"... "I guess its time to B-B-B-B-bbbbb-b-b-b-b-BLOG!"

So, yeah. I'm here doing this now. Man, I feel like I should say something now, but I can't think of anything to say. QQ I feel so aimless. iFeelsoAimless... iDunno... it doesn't work the same way iDunno works D: ... IT DOESN'T FIT!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Dangit... only 10 minutes have passed... o well, i guess this is enough for this entry.

it's ok

"It's ok. I'm creating more content right now". Those were the last words I said before I came here. Down to the basement of the Engineering Library... the dark dank engineering library where I sit in front of my laptop... typing.... and typing... and typing... Forced to toil for my friend who has requested more content.You want more content? THIS IS WHAT U GET!

P.S. It isn't actually dark or dank or shitty or whatever the hell I said. It's pretty nice here.

but yeah... THAT'S WHAT U GET!

the weekend

So yeah, I could make an old Rebecca Black reference and b all liek "O MAN IT'S FRIDAY DAWG!" but I don't feel like it. Weekends r SRS BSNS mayne, can't dismiss friday as just friday, the day u gotta get down and start talking about what comes after friday and how u gotta have yo bowl and yo cereal... but I won't... or I guess I already have... so yeah... TOO LATE! YEAH!!! THAT'S WHAT U GET!!! But yeah, weekends r SRS BSNS mayne, gotta figure out what u wanna do, or you're gonna get bored. and when u get bored, u won't feel like doing HW... and when u don't feel like doing HW, you'll feel aimless... and when I feel aimless, I'll blog... so yeah, story of how I got to blogging right now. Man, I feel like I should do my HW... like I REALLY feel like I should, since it's a pretty massive ammount because of a certain class that gives ridiculous amounts of busywork for basic concepts. Well, I guess that's good since it'll reinforce my basic concepts, but... meh. I don't really feel like it... so yeah. Maybe I'll go PhirePhall (FireFall). Gotta promote The Aimless Army man. Gotta represent. Gotta make it grow. I'll watch it grow up. They grow up so fast. One second ago, they were still drinking milk in my arms, then all of a sudden they're international business men on a very important international business trip. *cries a single tear... (a single manly tear of course).

O NOEZ!

Man, izsosad, i went down from Silver I to Silver II in lol. Been playing too much FireFall. Too rusty mayne. Too rusty. Man, trying to buy sum mids. iDunno if i shud get malzahar or fizz rite now. Just trying to get some variety in mah champ pool. Man, LoL starts to get like pokemon after a while. Just gotta catch-em-all. Prolly won't ever catch them all tho. Man I wonder how much some1 would b willing to pay for a LoL account with all characters already bought. Maybe I can make this like some sort of investment. Some way down the road I can make a few bucks from my LoL account. Anyways, I'm off now. QQ classes start tomorrow. NUUUUUUUU I HAZ TO MAKE EFFORT NAO!!!

Differences

So today, I went around campus trolling around (pretty much just playing LoL all day). Eating dinner now. So glad there's a bubble tea place near campus. I miss bubble tea so much ermahgerd. Gon' watch a movie with friends later. Dey b playing fifa at the moment. just scoring goals and talking about the british commentator. Player 1 just got pissed at some bullshit red card "Damn, that's so fking dumb. Fuck this" "uMad bro?" "Damnit, u did this last time" "NO THAT WAS DIFFERENT". Speaking of different stuff:

Yeah man, He's different! U know who else is different?

Skip to 05:15.

Yeah, iDunno wut else to say. I'm out.

Move in Day

yey, I finished moving in. I'm so sad tho, I have a doctor's appointment, so I can't troll around on campus yet. Man, gotta go around peeing on trees to claim my territory. QQ I haz conflicted feelings about college. I can troll around more since I'm on campus, but since school's starting, I'll have to do work... LOTS of work... dangit engineering y u do dis?

Can't wait to troll tho. This college is ripe for the picking/trolling. Just you wait UMCP... Just you wait...

College Packing

So, I was packing all day for college.

(this isn't actually my stuff, it just looks really messy so I'm using this picture. Dangit I'm not messy enough QQ)
Now I'm done, so I'm feeling aimless. Dangit, I always feel so aimless after I finish something. I feel like that might be why I procrastinate so much, so that I might never have to feel aimless. But as you can see, that's not gonna happen. The whole point of making this blog was because I felt aimless. On the note of packing, my friend hasn't finished packing yet, so I laugh at him. Hahaha, I spit in his general direction. I know I don't have any followers, but just in case I do. This is an order to the Aimless Army (not the FireFall one, cuz that's focused on FireFall not real life): Go to his youtube channel and laugh at him for not finishing packing. http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL0C1uE5wqOcLmUms7yl0aw.

LoL

Man it's been forever since i've played this game. I feel so aimless in the game now. My game sense has all but deteriorated and I don't really know wut to do. so yeah, aimless. just the way it should be. Yeah, I'm in between games right now, and thinking about what to do. I couldn't think of anything, so I decided to blog. iDunno. Anyways, here's a gift:
Some random playlists... yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-eGFDYiQi6_pB4MMHX4_4JKkCNMdCtpI
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnrsyic95zsflS8EIgMaVncWTAz77jyl&feature=mh_lolz
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnrsyic95zvolmLDNk568UxXr45npILQ&feature=mh_lolz
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0A6E7727F581A979

I don't have much to say today, but I've started making a forums for the aimless army, cuz why not. If i'm making an mmo clan, I might as well make it legit... ish... so yeah. It's in construction right now, but feel free to check it out... if u reaaaally feel like it. gosh. (yea, im the type of person that gets really happy for some reason when ppl check out the stuff i do).

http://theaimlessarmy.forumotion.com/

yey! not much to say, so iDunno.

I Live Again!

Yeah, I'm revitalizing this blog, cuz why not. iDunno how, but I pretty much forgot about this blog all summer. Man, I should probably be more disciplined in these things. But if that were true, then I wouldn't be aimless. and that would defeat the whole purpose of this blog. Well, not that it's supposed to have a purpose anyways. Well, I bet you're wondering: how realize that you for got about your blog and how did you find the motivation to come back and revitalize it? Well, I recently started playing this game called FireFall.

This is an MMORPG that uses a dynamic quest giving system and uses real shooter mechanics. In other words, the quest giving system is one where instead of getting quests by going to specific quest givers that always give the same quests, random quests pop up based on where you and other people are in the world. For example, you're at a town called Copacabana and you're walking around doing your thing. Suddenly this ting pops up on your map, and some peeps b all liek "ermahgerd, its teh alienzzzzzzz go kill them". Now onto the real shooter mechanics. Instead of the stupid little mechanics other games use for shooter classes where u have little crosshairs that u use to select enemies and not actually shoot at them, you actually shoot at enemies using your gun by aiming and shooting. In addition, unlike some other fake-ass shooter mechanics where you shoot something in the head and a little "miss" comes up over its head, when you get a headshot... you get a freakin headshot. YES THAT IS RIGHT! HEADSHOTS ARE HEADSHOTS JUST AS PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED!

Those are the points of the game that I like most. There is a pretty deep story/lore to the game as well, and the game is actually geared towards e-sports in its pvp. Which is pretty cool... i guess... iDunno.
But yeah, the game is pretty cool and I'd reccomend trying it. My username in the game is ZhangKaiWen, if anyone is interested in adding me as a friend or joining The Aimless Army (lol this is pretty pointless, there's prolly no1 reading this XD... but its worth a shot i guess).

Well anyways, Enough promoting games that got me back into the blogging mood. I should start blogging aimlessly as I used to. but... I don't really know what to say right now, and this post is already long enough. I'll post again later or something... yeah.... ima go now.... ttyl... bbl... gtgcya.... omgwtfbbqmybffjill... yeah, remember that thing... from that commercial... yeah.... whatever I'ma actually leave now.

Sumer Classes

So... Summer classes are boring.


.....




k, i'ma go do my homework now.

Summer

Summer has officially begun for me. It is now time to play a shitton of video games, watch a shitton of movies, and go do random ass shit. It's too bad I need to take summer courses (damnit!). Saduh Faess. I'ma need some shit to watch tho. If you guys got stuff to suggest, preazu comment! (that way i'll know people actually follow this blog... I should stop kidding myself, no1 watches this blog XD). So yeah, I feel kinda aimless right now. Just finished playing about 4 games of League of Legends and now i'm kind of just wondering what to do. Are you guys feeling aimless right now? If so, you should join the Aimless Army! Uncle Less wants you! If the former mormonholic ever mentions this, then Auntie Amy also wants you! to join the aimless army.

             Aunty Amy                                                                                      Uncle Less

Auntie Amy + Uncle Less = Auncie Aimless

TAKE THE SHOT!

NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HIT BOND DAMNIT! NOOOOO! (well, at leash it looks like she's enjoying herself)

On another note, I'm bored...

k, idunno what to say now.

i'ma go do some laundry.

kthxbai,

-The Aimless Guy

NEW AUTHOR!

So yeah, I won't be posting anything real until thursday, but today I have great news! This blog will be welcoming the former mormonholic as a new author! unfortunately he can't blog on his own blog anymore because: he lost a bet and can't be a mormon anymore... lol. so... yeah...

iDunno

Exams

Man, all these exams. I apologize for not posting more. I have however been busy studying, as well as attempting to study and getting distracted. I'm not really that aimless right now, so I'm not posting much. Hopefully I'll post more after 2 weeks when finals are over.

lunch

So, I'm eating lunch right now. For some reason I feel really aimless right now. I don't know what to say. What should I say? Maybe I should say "what should I type?" because I'm typing to saying this. Well I guess I could say stuff, but I don't feel like speaking what I type. I'm like being something similar to a hypocrite that doesn't practice what they preach. However, instead I'm not talking what I type. So I guess I'm a... typocrite? iDunno. Do you know? Cuz iDunno. So I was working out with my friend earlier today and we were in the middle of a conversation. Suddenly he starts going "NYAH NNNN~ AHHHH". iDunno i think he's becoming a cat.

Yes, a cat...

Allergies

Man, I hate allergies. Don't you hate allergies? well I guess some people wouldn't be able to understand since they don't have allergies. Allergy season sucks, but at least I know it's coming. It's not like some surprise disease that suddenly goes and ruins my day. Itchy eyes, runny nose, random headaches, eye rashes, nosebleeds, feeling thirsty; all day e'eryday. QQ. izsosad. Why am I posting this? Because: once again, I feel aimless. In addition, I feel rather annoyed due to allergies.

Man. Just looking at this picture makes my eyes hurt. I guess this is rather different from my usual posts where I kind of take on a carefree, don't give a shit attitude; but I'm in a rather sour mood at the moment. I probably shouldn't post in this kind of situation, but I have nothing else to do. I apologize for not updating this blog recently (although I have no idea who I'm apologizing to since I don't really have any followers, but ima apologize anyways, cuz not being considerate is for noobs).

In other news, I've gotten really into this other game called "Battle for Wesnoth". It's quite amusing, despite it's retro look.

I find it's campaign to be pretty cool, however it leaves me wanting. It has a nice story with a fair bit of depth however it doesn't really allow the player to make that many choices. It'd be cool if what you did in missions could result in you being able to recruit different units or something along those lines, but I guess that might be a bit too much to ask for being a really old game and such. It's the most fun, in my opinion, playing with or against friends. Playing campaign gets rather stale and playing with random people on the internet doesn't allow one the experience of trolling your friends and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, my favorite faction is the Knalgan Alliance. I recommend you play as them. (THEY HAVE THIEVES! ERMAHGERD!). yeah... I like rouges...

K, well I don't have much else to say now... this is awkward...

V for Vendetta

So tonight, several friends and myself have come to meet at a dorm to watch the movie V for vendetta. I feel rather bored due to the fact that I have seen this movie before. It however is a great movie, and rather amusing. I do however feel aimless from watching this movie and am blogging right now. I dunno what to say so I'ma go and post a random picture now.

ORLY? dese masks b invisibre!!! oh man. k, i dunno what to say now. one of my friends is pretty drunk right now, and I'm rather amused. so i'ma stop blogging now. but yes, masks can melt, given that the temperature is high enough. but that's for noobs. This is a pointless post. I hope u had fun. GG bu-bye.

Peer Pressure

I'm sorry guys. I've failed you. Yesterday I gave in to peer pressure. All the peer pressures. I felt like going home over the weekend so I did; but by the time I got back, everyone had already stopped trolling around. Everyone was doing work... AND SO I GAVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE AND DID WORK! Ermahgerd. I gave in... Aw, nah. Now, this is where shit went down.

I cannot repent enough for doing this deed. My friend told me at around midnight that I should... *cries in a corner...
okay I think I feel better now.... NO, THIS IS JUST SO SERIOUS... I DON'T THINK I CAN ADMIT TO DOING IT... *shudders
...
...
...

Okay, I'll spill the beans. My friend told me I should sleep. MIDNIGHT IS WAY TOO EARLY... SLEEPING IS FOR NOOBS... QQ, I'M A NOOBLORD. AW NAH... NOOOOOOOOOOOO... NUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


I'm sorry guys. I gave in to peer pressure. I'm sorry...

Troll-Hard Fridays

Today after taking 2 exams I thought I would feel exhausted. But instead, i felt extremely energized. Because of that I was able to hang out with friends until now. Doing whatever the hell we wanted. Stuff like playing slender, charades, making cookies, and pretty much just avoiding sleeping... cuz sleeping is for noobs... who wants to sleep... why would you ever want to sleep... I want to sleep... *cries in corner

nah, sleep is for noobs. I don't want to sleep... I want to sleep... I don't want to sleep... I want to sleep... I want to sleep... I want to sleep... I want to sleep... NO, I MUST FIGHT DUH POWA! I cannot allow such blasphemy. Slender: The Arrival is so hard though. the proxy is so fast and annoying, blinding it is pretty hard. I don't see how one can beat the level without turning the difficulty to easy. I really like how they made this game though. The cutscenes and HUD are both pretty cool. Charades is also fun. However, people keep making rather vulgar things for people to act out. In the end, charades devolved into "guess who I'm insulting and what the insult is". In the middle of charades we decided to make some cookies, because everyone likes cookies. Cookies are the best-est-er-ish-idunno.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

just FYI, I'm not actually falling asleep, this is just for dramatic effect. I probably could fall asleep though; but that'd be for noobs... who wants to be a noob? I do... *cries in corner... again

Dunno what I'm going to be tomorrow, so I'll probably be blogging here again.

dunno...

HAHA I HAVE FOOLED YOU! I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS THE END OF THE BLOG, I HAVE SWINDLED YOU... I HAVE SWINDLED YOU ALL!

......

ok, that was stupid.....

I'm ending this now.........

For real........

This post is over........

In a bit...........

ok, it's over......

Upcoming Exams

You know when you have several exams in one day and you've finished everything but study for those exams? I'm in that position now, and I have no motivation whatsoever to study at the moment. But I know that I need to study now... but I don't want to study now... so what should I do? The solution I came to was: write on this blog and see what I feel like doing after. Maybe... Just maybe... If I'm enough of a Game... Masta... I can reach level red... and face the dreaded... CONE!

All these shapes man. What is this... Geometry class? IS THIS EDU-GAMING SOFTWARE!!! ERMAHGERD!!! YOU TRICKED ME!!! DAMN YOU CUBE!!!!!
...
On second thought, Edu-Gaming software is rather nostalgic. It makes me think of Oregon trail which was really fun back in the day. I think I'ma get Organ Trail and play it a bit... OH WAIT... I ALREADY DID!!! The game brings back memories. Sponge-Bob always died of dysentery... DAMN YOU DISEASES!!!

The Aimless Army

Comrades,
I am rallying an army to take over the world... THROUGH AIMLESS BLOGS!!!
We shall amass enough strength such that wherever we aim, everyone shall flee!
They will make like trees and leave.
They shall hide their kids, hide their wives.
They shall... you get the point.
There shall only be one drawback to this army, and that is that we shall be aimless, and therefore we will not aim at any one place... aw nah...

Well anyways, I'm not gonna try to make this relate to the aimless army like I originally intended... (because after some thought, I realized it would sound dumb)... (not that anything else I say on this blog isn't dumb)...

so yea....

follow these peeps...
yea....
doooooo eeett.....
http://sunnytalksalot.blogspot.com/
http://onewingedbaphomet.blogspot.com/
http://weatherpigs.blogspot.com/
http://mormonholic.blogspot.com/

I feel like I should do something

I feel like I should do something, but I don't wanna do something... so should I do something?... nah, doing something is for noobs; also I wouldn't know what to do if I wanted to do something, so how could I do it? I'm not really sure about what to say now... so should I say something?... nah, saying something is for noobs also I wouldn't know what to say if I wanted to say something, so how could I do it?

Ok, I'm gonna close this blog now. nothing else to say...

April Fools, this is the best April Fool's joke ever (no sarcasm whatsoever... none at aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll). How could I ever close this blog, I'm bound to become aimless sometime.

it's time to b-b-b-b-b-b-b-blog

Hey guys,
Aimless guy here. So, my friends have to do homework today and I'm here done with homework and left wanting (my bio friend definately is left wanting to touch the poop). So... what's a guy to do? My other friends that are also done with homework are already in games of League of Legends, So I can't hang out with them for about 30 min or so. That is why I am here today. I'm trying to think about stuff to talk about, but I just can't think of anything. Oh yeah, today at the diner, I saw this person put soy sauce on their waffles while under the impression that the soy sauce was actually syrup. It was rather amusing. Speaking of soy sauce, did you know that there's a soy sauce superhero? He is the one they call Kikoman:

And speaking of waffles, I have a friend who has a bunny named waffles... speaking of bunnies... IT'S EASTER, YEAH!!! But be careful kids, the bunny-man is out to get you!

Man, mentioning all these stupid superheroes (Even though bunny-man isn't a super hero (shhhhhh, just pretend he is... gosh, people these days...)) reminds me of the... MILK-MAN!!!

WHAT!?!?!? WORLD'S WORST? HE'S THE BEST! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! HE FIGHTS CRIME AND DELIVER'S MILK!!!

Don't for get to put soy sauce in your milk, or Kikoman will Kiko-punch you!

Saturdays on Campus

It's noon right now, which mean's everyone's sleeping. Damnit, this means I'll be bored for another 2 hours at least. Why am I not asleep? Because... SCIENCE!!! I have a friend who's a bio major studying right next to me. He likes to read out what he's studying and speak to himself out loud (actually I can't tell if he's talking to himself or me sometimes). It's ok tho, that's the best way to study (trust him, he's a Bio Major). I walked around campus with him earlier because we were bored and talked about random ass shit. like good spots to study.

Him: That spot would be a great place to study, it's got lots of flowers and trees
Me: That mean's lots of bugs
Him: That's how I roll, I like to get down and dirty
Me: ok
Him: I like to touch the poop
Me: ok
Me: ...
Me: wait... what?
Him: It's okay, I'm a Bio Major
Me: oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght

*silence ensues

And so we decided to go, settle down, and study. I should probably study... but I don't feel like it... ermahgerd... decisions, decisions... studying is for noobs, time to do other shit.

Dunno What to do

I'm pretty bored. It's friday and everyone's gone for the weekend (they went back home... T.T). So now I'm sitting here feeling aimless. Maybe I should stand and be aimless. YEAH I SHOULD STAND FOR MY RIGHTS!!! no... I'f I just stood up right now, everyone in this room would look at me weird. I'd be that guy... dat 1 guy... u know... dat guy....

I'm sure you know what I mean. If you don't, well then... ima walk away now... real slow... *sidesteps out

I HAZ FOLLOWER!!!

ERMAHGERD I HAZ A FOLLOWER (he's totally not this guy I asked to follow me on this blog... no, not at all, that'd b for noobs... why would I ever do that...)

So yea, this makes me happy... I have nothing else to talk about now, cuz I'm not actually aimless at the moment so.....

dunno

Disappointed and Aimless

So yeah... me and my friend were going to play some ranked league of legends games around this time, but it seems that the server is down, so it seems that we can't do that. PERFECT TIME TO TALK ABOUT FEELING AIMLESS! YEAH!!! So now I'm bored, aimless, disappointed, delirious and I am left wanting... (amusement). I have no idea if I used that saying right, and I have no intention of changing it. There's no point in changing what I said... THAT WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE TRUTH!!! ERMAHGERD!!!... So yeah, I updated the layout and header, hope you like it (my extremely small number of followers of which are probably just my friends I know IRL (in real life)). So yeah... RANDOM PICTURE TIME!

Dreemo shoots axes out of his blowgun, which is powered by his beard

SPRING BREAK TOO SHORT!

dangit... spring break is over. this makes me sad. i will cry in a corner now...
nah i'll do that later... nah crying is for noobs... dunno.
so yea, I haven't really been posting over spring break cuz i haven't been feeling that aimless.
now i do feel aimless tho... QQ
some peeps from other colleges are visiting today (cuz they are on spring break now... *cries a little) so we are going around randomly trolling people that we know here at this college.

Maybe I should start typing normally now. Is lazy txt unattractive?
LOL, now mah peeps b talking about alcohol.
I don't really know what to do right now...
Lets see, since I don't know what to do, I'll keep updating this blog...
I played a shitton of Epic Battle Fantasy IV. It's pretty fun. I'm on the final boss now and am only missing 5 medals. MUST GET ALL THE MEDALS/ACHIEVEMENTS!!! ERMERGERD NOOOOO STAHP.... STAHP IT NAO..... DON'T DO IT.... NUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

dunno...

I know I'm not gonna stop though, I'm already so far into the game, I might as well finish it up.

What should I rant about now?

It seems that my group of peeps have devolved into 3 seperate groups... the people talking about schools, the people sitting elsewhere making small talk, and... me, sitting here blogging... I feel so aimless... I think I should talk to them, but I don't feel like it... dunno what to do... ermergerd... Is it more awkward to stand in the back not doing much? or to type into this blog over here?... meh both are awkward... I should really interact with mah peeps... but im too lazy.... dunno.....

Oh, right... another thingk I can blog about. I made a shitton of naked smoothies over break by following the instructions on the naked site. it seems the secret to their smoothies are having apples as the base, bananas for sweetness, and whatever random combination of other fruits/veggies for flavors.

Oh yeah, my friend's sister has a blog too... visit it.. yeah... doo eet!!! NAO

K i'm done blogging now, cuz I'm out of batteries... cya...

Cocktail shrimp

Yo, this is yo author's bro mayne. Here to spread the word about Mormon Jesus mayneeeee
We in the house eating some cocktail shrimp mayneeeeee
Don't THINK this ain't fo real
Ain't no BODY gonna say that this ain't fo REAL sonny boy
But I darntootendely gonna tell you that the GOSPEL is the real true thing
Mormon out

poker time

so yeah, im over here spending spring break playing penny poker with duh broz. yes... penny poker... we feel like we're too poor to bet real money, but we don't wanna bet nothing like noobs. the last hand ended with my mormon friend winning... betting large amounts.... without even looking at his cards... smh.... the power of mormon jesus OP.

my other friend then tried to do that but failed... BECAUSE HIS FAITH WAS NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!

not late enough to sleep.....................

So yeah.... I decided not to sleep.... well actually I'm still in the process of deciding whether or not to go to sleep... I don't know... should I sleep?..... Or should I not?....... ermahgerd..... this is such a hard decision........ I don't feel like moving.... but I don't feel like staying awake..... but I don't feel like sleeping..... iDunno... do you know?.... Cuz iDunno..... v2 from some type of fruit....

dunno

The Post-League Feeling

Man, I play a lot of League of Legends, and when I finish, I always feel so absent minded. In other words, I feel really Aimless. It's like, "oh man, I have no idea what to do now... should I play another?" Then one of my rather troll friends will say "ONE MORE GAEM!!!" and of course I'd end up playing another game. This would go on for hours until me and my friends realize how tired we are and say "OH CRAP, IT'S 3AM" and trudge back to our beds to sleep. Sometimes I think League just weighs me down. dadadeeeeeeeeeeem dadaduuuuuuuuuuuuuuum dadadooooooooooooom (-Nautilus (revised)).

dunno wut to do.... i should sleep.... nah sleeping's for noobs....... nah ima sleep....

dunno

Aimless, Again

I feel aimless again. For some reason this title reminds me of something. I feel like AA stands for something. OH RIGHT, IT'S ANTI-AIR. Reminds me of Advance Wars. That was a fun game. I loved playing the Artilery Units and Anti Air units for total long range domination. I would always use the money cheat, infinite star power mode, and the money guy, so I could be overpowered and destroy everything. Haha, good times

o man. money op. I wish I were rich T.T

dunno... again...

So... Yeah... I'm feeling aimless again. Lets see, what should I write about today? Oh yea, another product from some type of fruit:

"Featuring the new iKnow, being released.... sometime in the future... yeah..."

So yeah... I found some purpose today in participating in a bake sale for my college's Rotaract Club, but now that it's over, I feel really aimless again. I'm in College by the way... dunno wut to do... ermergerd... YOLO is for noobs...

k im ending this post... dunno wut to say

example of previous post

Friend: "HEAVENLY FATHER, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL E ABOUT THIS!"
Friend (imitating God): "Because... I wanted you to suffer..."
Friend: "Oh... Ok.... wait... DANGIT HEAVENLY FATHER!"

...

I still feel aimless, so I'm writing another article. I have a Mormon obsessed friend (he's just joking when he does this stuff, so I apologize in advance if you feel offended, but he doesn't actually mean what he says) next to me studying for math. Whenever he learns something, he pretends to pray and curses "HEAVENLY FATHER, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS!"

He explains to me afterward that Mormons have a very personal relationship with the creator, who they address as father and get into a lot of stupid arguments with him. Because of this, I get constant amusement every 10 minutes or so. I happen to be done with all my finals so I'm just sitting here making sure he doesn't go start a new crusade.... or something stupid like that.

iDunno

I feel so aimless. I am writing this blog to feel less aimless. Perhaps I should do something with my life, but... I don't feel like it. Nah, doing things with your life is for noobs... (no it's not, but I dont' feel like doing something); and so I am here, sitting in front of my computer typing into this blog. If you are reading this I assume you are aimless as well. I will update this blog whenever I feel aimless, so it will be updated pretty randomly. I dunno, what should I say now? Oh right, I was going to write something that has to do with the title.

"iDunno... Do you know? Cuz iDunno. Featuring the new iDunno from some type of fruit."

For real though, I have no idea what to write. I bet you guys are all looking like this now after reading this and wasting a minute of your life: