Weekendz at the Diner

Damnit diner, you are TEARING ME APART.

Why u haz to open at 11:00am... I CAN'T GET BREAKFAST LIKE THIS. I WAKE UP IN THE MORN'N FEELIN LIKE P'DIDDY.... not really, but I wake up and can't eat... DAMNIT DINER!!! DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!