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I still feel aimless, so I'm writing another article. I have a Mormon obsessed friend (he's just joking when he does this stuff, so I apologize in advance if you feel offended, but he doesn't actually mean what he says) next to me studying for math. Whenever he learns something, he pretends to pray and curses "HEAVENLY FATHER, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS!"

He explains to me afterward that Mormons have a very personal relationship with the creator, who they address as father and get into a lot of stupid arguments with him. Because of this, I get constant amusement every 10 minutes or so. I happen to be done with all my finals so I'm just sitting here making sure he doesn't go start a new crusade.... or something stupid like that.