It's noon right now, which mean's everyone's sleeping. Damnit, this means I'll be bored for another 2 hours at least. Why am I not asleep? Because... SCIENCE!!! I have a friend who's a bio major studying right next to me. He likes to read out what he's studying and speak to himself out loud (actually I can't tell if he's talking to himself or me sometimes). It's ok tho, that's the best way to study (trust him, he's a Bio Major). I walked around campus with him earlier because we were bored and talked about random ass shit. like good spots to study.
Him: That spot would be a great place to study, it's got lots of flowers and trees
Me: That mean's lots of bugs
Him: That's how I roll, I like to get down and dirty
Me: ok
Him: I like to touch the poop
Me: ok
Me: ...
Me: wait... what?
Him: It's okay, I'm a Bio Major
Me: oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght
*silence ensues
And so we decided to go, settle down, and study. I should probably study... but I don't feel like it... ermahgerd... decisions, decisions... studying is for noobs, time to do other shit.
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