Sunday, March 31, 2013

it's time to b-b-b-b-b-b-b-blog

Hey guys,
Aimless guy here. So, my friends have to do homework today and I'm here done with homework and left wanting (my bio friend definately is left wanting to touch the poop). So... what's a guy to do? My other friends that are also done with homework are already in games of League of Legends, So I can't hang out with them for about 30 min or so. That is why I am here today. I'm trying to think about stuff to talk about, but I just can't think of anything. Oh yeah, today at the diner, I saw this person put soy sauce on their waffles while under the impression that the soy sauce was actually syrup. It was rather amusing. Speaking of soy sauce, did you know that there's a soy sauce superhero? He is the one they call Kikoman:
And speaking of waffles, I have a friend who has a bunny named waffles... speaking of bunnies... IT'S EASTER, YEAH!!! But be careful kids, the bunny-man is out to get you!

Man, mentioning all these stupid superheroes (Even though bunny-man isn't a super hero (shhhhhh, just pretend he is... gosh, people these days...)) reminds me of the... MILK-MAN!!!
WHAT!?!?!? WORLD'S WORST? HE'S THE BEST! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! HE FIGHTS CRIME AND DELIVER'S MILK!!!

Don't for get to put soy sauce in your milk, or Kikoman will Kiko-punch you!

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Saturdays on Campus

It's noon right now, which mean's everyone's sleeping. Damnit, this means I'll be bored for another 2 hours at least. Why am I not asleep? Because... SCIENCE!!! I have a friend who's a bio major studying right next to me. He likes to read out what he's studying and speak to himself out loud (actually I can't tell if he's talking to himself or me sometimes). It's ok tho, that's the best way to study (trust him, he's a Bio Major). I walked around campus with him earlier because we were bored and talked about random ass shit. like good spots to study.

Him: That spot would be a great place to study, it's got lots of flowers and trees
Me: That mean's lots of bugs
Him: That's how I roll, I like to get down and dirty
Me: ok
Him: I like to touch the poop
Me: ok
Me: ...
Me: wait... what?
Him: It's okay, I'm a Bio Major
Me: oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght

*silence ensues


And so we decided to go, settle down, and study. I should probably study... but I don't feel like it... ermahgerd... decisions, decisions... studying is for noobs, time to do other shit.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Dunno What to do

I'm pretty bored. It's friday and everyone's gone for the weekend (they went back home... T.T). So now I'm sitting here feeling aimless. Maybe I should stand and be aimless. YEAH I SHOULD STAND FOR MY RIGHTS!!! no... I'f I just stood up right now, everyone in this room would look at me weird. I'd be that guy... dat 1 guy... u know... dat guy....
I'm sure you know what I mean. If you don't, well then... ima walk away now... real slow... *sidesteps out

Thursday, March 28, 2013

I HAZ FOLLOWER!!!

ERMAHGERD I HAZ A FOLLOWER (he's totally not this guy I asked to follow me on this blog... no, not at all, that'd b for noobs... why would I ever do that...)

So yea, this makes me happy... I have nothing else to talk about now, cuz I'm not actually aimless at the moment so.....









dunno

Disappointed and Aimless

So yeah... me and my friend were going to play some ranked league of legends games around this time, but it seems that the server is down, so it seems that we can't do that. PERFECT TIME TO TALK ABOUT FEELING AIMLESS! YEAH!!! So now I'm bored, aimless, disappointed, delirious and I am left wanting... (amusement). I have no idea if I used that saying right, and I have no intention of changing it. There's no point in changing what I said... THAT WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE TRUTH!!! ERMAHGERD!!!... So yeah, I updated the layout and header, hope you like it (my extremely small number of followers of which are probably just my friends I know IRL (in real life)). So yeah... RANDOM PICTURE TIME!

Dreemo shoots axes out of his blowgun, which is powered by his beard

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

SPRING BREAK TOO SHORT!

dangit... spring break is over. this makes me sad. i will cry in a corner now...
nah i'll do that later... nah crying is for noobs... dunno.
so yea, I haven't really been posting over spring break cuz i haven't been feeling that aimless.
now i do feel aimless tho... QQ
some peeps from other colleges are visiting today (cuz they are on spring break now... *cries a little) so we are going around randomly trolling people that we know here at this college.

Maybe I should start typing normally now. Is lazy txt unattractive?
LOL, now mah peeps b talking about alcohol.
I don't really know what to do right now...
Lets see, since I don't know what to do, I'll keep updating this blog...
I played a shitton of Epic Battle Fantasy IV. It's pretty fun. I'm on the final boss now and am only missing 5 medals. MUST GET ALL THE MEDALS/ACHIEVEMENTS!!! ERMERGERD NOOOOO STAHP.... STAHP IT NAO..... DON'T DO IT.... NUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

dunno...

I know I'm not gonna stop though, I'm already so far into the game, I might as well finish it up.

What should I rant about now?

It seems that my group of peeps have devolved into 3 seperate groups... the people talking about schools, the people sitting elsewhere making small talk, and... me, sitting here blogging... I feel so aimless... I think I should talk to them, but I don't feel like it... dunno what to do... ermergerd... Is it more awkward to stand in the back not doing much? or to type into this blog over here?... meh both are awkward... I should really interact with mah peeps... but im too lazy.... dunno.....

Oh, right... another thingk I can blog about. I made a shitton of naked smoothies over break by following the instructions on the naked site. it seems the secret to their smoothies are having apples as the base, bananas for sweetness, and whatever random combination of other fruits/veggies for flavors.

Oh yeah, my friend's sister has a blog too... visit it.. yeah... doo eet!!! NAO

K i'm done blogging now, cuz I'm out of batteries... cya...

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Cocktail shrimp

Yo, this is yo author's bro mayne. Here to spread the word about Mormon Jesus mayneeeee
We in the house eating some cocktail shrimp mayneeeeee
Don't THINK this ain't fo real
Ain't no BODY gonna say that this ain't fo REAL sonny boy
But I darntootendely gonna tell you that the GOSPEL is the real true thing
Mormon out