Exam Week

Y u do dis college? how could u do dis... TO ME?!?!?!

O yeah, on the topic of links, here's another song I made. yey!
Danger Sky

But yeah, Izsosad, cuz i gotta start studying for exams.
I could procrastinate by the book too, but that wouldn't be good for my grades.
If you would like a guide on how to procrastinate for whatever reason, then you have come to the right place.

How2PROcrastinateLiekuhPRO

Part 1: Identify what exactly you are procrastinating for
(how can you procrastinate if you don't know what you are procrastinating for?)

1. Write down everything you need to do for the upcoming week
2. Make a list with what you have written down (order by time, importance, and workload with time having the most priority, followed by importance, and finally workload)
3. Take that list and put it where you will only occasionally see it, such that you will be reminded of what you need to do, but it won't distract you from your procrastination


Part 2: Enable distractions
(if you end up with nothing to do except for what you are supposed to be doing, then you will end up doing what you should do instead of.... well..... PROCRASTINATING LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO!)

1. Open up your computer and make sure that you have tabs open for social media (facebook, twitter, etc), email, chat clients, youtube, and anything else you ussually like to check.
2. Make sure your phone's volume is set to high
3. If possible, relocate to a chatty place
4. If you like to listen to music, make sure you are listening to music with vocals that make you end up contemplating life as well as  other things


Part 3: Actively look for other things to do
(Sure, part 2 will keep u going for a while, but it won't waste your entire day)

- Do housework/chores
- Mess up your living environment so you can do housework/chores
- Ask friends "wut dey b up 2" and pester them endlessly
- Ask friends if they wanna hang out or play a game or something
- Do some hobbies (make musix, knit, whatever the hell it is that you do)
- Tweet/Facebook about how you're totally not doing the homework that you should be doing
- Instagram some food
- Make ridiculous snapchats
- Update your blog
- Make a guide on how to procrastinate


This will probably be me tonight after I've stopped procrastinating and I decide to finally start studying